A husband on sale on E-bay – free delivery!

Have you never travelled in your thoughts and maybe started to create in your head (only, in your head, of course) a very catchy advert to give e-bay a try. I mean, it is spring, and you know its time to update your sofa, new curtains, maybe even go for that bold new colour in your bedroom, or keep it safe and only update your bedspread. That is what Spring does, isn’t it? Out with the old and in with the new. SO in my mind, I began to think as e-bay is good to find things for a good bargain, it will also be good when its time to get rid of things, right? So after a good look in my home, I have written a list of a few things I would like to replace or get rid of. I know when I’m done, my home, my life and I will be as good as new, and I will be so ready for this new season in life. Future here I come! Woohoo ?

To be sure you get a good sell, you cannot spare on the superlatives. I have to get a costumers attention, and it needs to stand out! So here is a try, let me hear what you think…

I’m offering you a lifetime opportunity that you don’t want to miss out. This is A-one-chance only, and for the right person this might be yours – packaging included ( I have noticed that is important to tell)
Vintage style with a mature personality. Can be placed in most of the situations and is of friendly character. Is not only looking after himself but would go an extra tour around the world for his family and friends. He has over the years developed excellent techniques in the kitchen and has three delicious dishes on the menu. He is of kind nature, and even though musicals isn’t his favourite thing to do, he wouldn’t say no, just give him time to prepare – not good with surprises.

He is kind loving and likes a hand on his knee while he’s driving. He is excellent to give compliments and notice a new haircut. He is also good complementing around the kids. They get useful life lessons on how to treat a woman or how to be treated. He is a straightforward person to keep happy and contain. He is like a friendly Labrador, He is happy and makes you feel fantastic, He needs his exercise, he likes his food and enjoys his cuddles. Don’t you worry, he will let you know when is when?

I might need to be honest, and he is a little bit of a time optimist, so he needs some help with time management. He is good at showing appreciation though. On the other side, he is confident to hand over all the school stuff, pack lunches, play dates, birthday gifts and dentist appointments to you, he is not a control freak and gives lots of freedom in those areas.

He is good at reading shopping lists. To save time he calls you when he can’t find an item on the list, so make sure you know your shop. Also be specific, if you want ice-cream, write down the right flavour in CAPITALS. He is a time saver and will go for the first one he sees. Not good if rum-raisins or blue bubblegum sorbet is on the top. Doesn’t always match the chocolate dessert you spent hours on making. But like I said, really good at reading lists and very focused when he fights the isles. He is defenelty the faster of the two of us.

Short term memory fails or is it long-term memory? I can’t tell which one of them it is, or maybe both. Well, will not be a problem as you can use a joint Callander to put all the important dates in. Remember to add reminder and alert too. Will help you mucho!

When I think about it, he does remember the most important dates of our lives, and he remembers birthdays and our anniversary; actually, he is already planning our next one.

Do you know what, I cannot remember why I started to write this advert? I feel this is a precious, priceless masterpiece I have been blessed to call my husband, I’m going to keep this one, but I have a lovely vintage sofa with lots of character for sale,

Anyone interested, send me a PM?

7 Comments
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    Marcus!
    Posted at 17:52h, 11 April Reply

    ???

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    Amy @ The Quiet Homemaker
    Posted at 13:54h, 16 April Reply

    This was so awesome!! I loved it! And you do have a great one! LOL.

    Visiting from God-Glorifying Bloggers!

    I would love for you to link up with us!!! #LiveLifeWell link party!

    Blessings,

    Amy

    • Lifestyleofheaven
      Lifestyleofheaven
      Posted at 10:30h, 17 April Reply

      HI Amy,
      Thank you for stopping by!
      Yes he is a great one???

      Would love to connect, I will send you and email.

      Blessings,
      Linda

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    RUTH H.
    Posted at 10:21h, 17 April Reply

    ha,ha,… if we would send our hubbies shopping together with not phones available – they would not make it out of the store!!! same here – shopping with me on skype!!! 😉 Blessings

    • Linda
      Linda
      Posted at 07:15h, 19 April Reply

      Hahahaha, so funny they rely more on our knowledge where to find things, rather than to ask the staff who actually work there!
      Would be interesting to see if this happens a lot.

      Blessings right back at ya!

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    Meridith Scherer
    Posted at 13:36h, 18 April Reply

    Time optimist! I love it! That’s me, 100%. I like that positive spin on it. 🙂

    • Linda
      Linda
      Posted at 07:18h, 19 April Reply

      Thank you Meridith for taking time to post a comment, I’m looking forward to get to know you better!

      XX

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